please insert your **** so we can begin
i hate the word "insert."
i was scarred in fourth grade by reading
my first description of sexual intercourse.
now i can't use an ATM
without throwing up in my mouth a little.
(listen to today's the conversation for more hateful words and phrases.)
i wish i had sarah silverman around back then
to explain the birds and the bees.
posted by self_invasion | 2:00 PM
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