mr. meaty
one minute you're watching
a little lighthearted tween fare,
and the next minute you're clutching
your best friend's shoulder
with all your might,
mouth agape,
unable to rip your gaze
from the most grotesque
terrifying and nonsensical spectacle
ever made in the name of nick tv.
excuse me, i have to go scoop
my own eyeballs
out with a rusty spoon.
posted by self_invasion | 7:00 PM
1 Comments:
this isn't the episode we watched, just one of the podcasts, but you get the idea. in the episode we watched a girl's nose was burned off by nuclear zit cream, then deep fried, covered in bacon bits, and eaten by a rat, so instead her friends glue a sausage to her face. since she is a trendsetter, even as her sausage nose begins to rot and mold her friends cut off their noses and replace them with various meat noses.
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