a.k.a. "the texian campaigne"
my best friend found the antiques roadshow on itunes.
watching it, i decided trunks, or "blanket boxes"
should categorically be banned from the show.
there's just too many of the damn things
and in the end they're all just
boxes for blankets.
why did people in the olden days
have so many blankets?
and why did they keep them
in so many boxes?
watching them get appraised is worse
than watching anything else
in the universe get appraised
"well, maryanne, this piece does appear
to be box-shaped and made of wood;
it definitely was suitable
for storing blankets in,
in fact, the people who originally
owned it propbably did just that."
after a segment on a "blanket box"
even ugly-expensive plates
that commemorate the mexican-american war
seem positively scintillating.
posted by self_invasion | 10:00 PM
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