lights! camera! plaque-tion!
marketing now longer affects me like
it did when i was younger. for instance,
all the cartoon detectives and free dvds
in the world cannot disguise the fact
that listerine's agent cool blue
bubble blast plaque detecting rinse
is just the blue liquid version
of those evil red dye tablets
you used to have to chew
at the dentist to shame
you into brushing.
oh well, at least now i know how to reveal and destroy the invisible, but deadly, residue left by my favorite dessert accessories, the gourmet kitchen's midway magic deluxe grape camo sprinkles (with flavor explosions!)
posted by self_invasion | 6:00 PM
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