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perpetual huddle

publication is a self-invasion of privacy. -marshall mcluhan

associates must stay in contact at all times in order to maintain a perpetual huddle. -officemax handbook

Saturday, January 20, 2007

dear media diary

my best friend called me to tell me
that the whale watching had been canceled,
so i should meet her and her brother and his wife
downtown for a matinee of pan's ladybrinth,
which is like fantasy for adults, which is supposed
to be good. on the way out the door i picked
up the mail, and sorted through it,
throwing the bills back in the box.
i got a note on thick italian stationary

in a matching envelope from my friend
who is training to be a doctor, a rare gift.
i finished it at the bus stop, then pulled
the rolled up new yorker out of my
coat pocket. on the trip downtown i read
a piece about a man with a small life.
in the meantime, both of them,
the son and his mother,
lived in the murky, antiquated
house, in peace and in silence.
each morning, a cleaning woman
came, bringing with her
the groceries he'd requested.

it ended up as such a new yorker
piece of fiction though, nothing happens
nothing happens nothing happens
then something happens
that doesn't make any sense.
i was nostalic for the heart of the matter
which i had just finished reading.
it didn't dissapoint me at all.
in fact, it surpised me, and surprise
is the opposite of dissapointment.
i hopped off the bus.
on the street for a moment,
i heard some kind of marching band
street musicians. it was loud and cold.
the spring in my step suddenly
said "dammit, i love this city!" even
if i couldn't allow my actual mind
to think anything so simple and corny
as those words. it wasn't this city,
anyway, it was any street in any city,
these particular people walking by
and also any people walking by in any city.
the bustling crowds! and just before
i pushed triumphantly through
the doors to the westfield center
i thought it was any people in any place.
as the temperature changed in a few steps
i looked up in front of me.
i'd been to this new mall once before,
to see a movie with my best friend's brother
and his wife, and starting now i had never left.
i thought how crowded it was, and dazzling,
how full of all these hateful shopping drones.
what a long and irritating walk
i knew it would be to the cineplex.
photos can't seem capture the scale of this place
it so fully stuns you into submission, that at the door
i had the sensation of "steeling myself," usually
reserved for the aftermath of a disaster.
i charged, head down, toward the first
escalator. i must never waver.
i must find the people i know.
we are going to see a movie together.
i didn't like it when thing caught my eye,
especially scoop-necked shirts or kiosks full of jewelry.
when i finally reached the theater area
i couldn't seem to make out individual faces.
people's scuffy san francisco outfits looked
dirty against the pristine carpet, and too studied.
as i scanned the lobby i remembered
how last time i'd been here i'd bought
a huge cookies 'n' cream milkshake,
overdrafting my account, and making me queasy,

so i couldn't enjoy the roast beef sandwich my best friend
brought me to eat for dinner. i didn't see her
or her brother or his wife anywhere so i asked
where the bathrooms were. the ticket-taker
said they were downstairs, between the bloomies
and the borders, so i took the elevator
down one floor into a gleaming white tunnel
that kept turning at right angles and never
seemed to end until i came to a door.
the sign on the door had the image
of the mall's rotunda etched into it,
on frosted glass, behind the "lady."
i went through the door of the stall and used the toilet,
which flushed automatically, and put my hands under
the automatic tap and thought i guess i have to go
back upstairs, when my best friend came banging
through the bathroom door and stopped short
and said "there you are." we both looked puzzled.
she said "i saw you get into the elevator
and you didn't see me so i followed
you down into these white halls. weird. where
were you going?" i told her i couldn't make out
individual faces so i decided to go
to the bathroom. we took the elevator upstairs
and i hugged her brother and his wife .

we went in to see pan's labyrinth.
the forrest in it looked the same as the forrest
in children of men, which is the only other movie
i'd seen at the that theater. they were equally
powerful and unrelenting, torturous, epic
creative, and honest. we walked out
through the mall and rode the bus

home and my best friend sat
on my yellow armchair and read to me
about dido in the from the fagles

translation of the aeneid. i asked her
if "the heart of the matter"
could be considered a tradgedy.
it couldn't really,

but i wanted to bring it up,
because it was so good
and i cried at the end of it.
then we drove to taco bell
to get strawberry soda
and we talked on the way
about classic tragedies, mostly
about pity and fear.

Friday, January 19, 2007

insectoid queen

insectoid queen
which lego minifig are you?

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

more than you ever imagined


when i saw this trailer
i laughed one sharp laugh
liked i'd been punched
in the stomach, then
sat with my mouth agape.
my best friend did a verbal
double-take "did they just say
bridge to ... terabithia?" yes,
disney mutilates beyond recognition
yet another slow, tender, and elegantly
written storybook for children
with overzealous c.g.i.
and (dare i even say it?)
layered arm-warmers.

Monday, January 15, 2007

my new second-favorite poem

Here you are

It’s such a relief to see the woman you love walk out of the door some nights
for it’s ten o’clock and you need your eight hours of sleep
and one glass of wine has been more than enough
and, as for lust - well you can live without it most days
and you are glad, too, that the Ukrainian masseuse you see every Wednesday
is not in love with you, and has no plans to be, for it is the pain
in your back you need relief from most, not that ambiguous itch,
and the wild successes of your peers no longer bother you
nor do your unresolved religious cravings or the general injustice
of the world, no, there is very little, in fact, that bothers you these days
when you turn first to the obituaries, second to the stock market,
then, after a long pause, to the book review, you are becoming
a good citizen, you do your morning exercises, count
your accumulated small blessings, thank the Lord
that there’s a trolley just outside your door your girlfriend
can take back home to her own bed and here you are
it is morning you are alone every little heartbeat
is yours to cherish the future is on fire with nothing
but its own kindling and whatever is burning in its flames
it isn’t you and now you will take a shower and this is it.

--michael blumenthal, new yorker


my old second-favorite poem.
its much funnier, but a little too crowded.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

-->

dogfight --> what have they done to the rain? --> malvina reynolds --> little boxes --> weeds

lights! camera! plaque-tion!

dvdmarketing now longer affects me like
it did when i was younger. for instance,
all the cartoon detectives and free dvds
in the world cannot disguise the fact
that listerine's agent cool blue
bubble blast plaque detecting rinse
is just the blue liquid version
of those evil red dye tablets
you used to have to chew

at the dentist to shame
you into brushing.
oh well, at least now i know how to reveal and destroy the invisible, but deadly, residue left by my favorite dessert accessories, the gourmet kitchen's midway magic deluxe grape camo sprinkles (with flavor explosions!)

Friday, January 12, 2007

fashion! fashion! fashion!

The Captain's Dream - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
my best friend visits the threadless
site weekly to check out new t-shirts,
all limited-edition and all cheap.
the site is pretty, clever, easy-to-use,
and so internet-age participatory
that it makes my teeth hurt...
send in a photograph!
vote & comment on designs!
earn street team points!
(seriously, click on the link
so i can earn street team points.)

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

one down

crossword

the simple online interface of the
washington post crossword puzzle
pulls up the correct clues instantly,

and allows you to type in the answers,
navigating horizontally and vertically
with the arrow keys at the flick of a pinkie.
it also offers the specific and useful

"check" and "reveal" options.
the virtual generation
has invaded even this last
bastion of arcane vocabulary,
historical trivia, and ambitious puns.

my best friend just finished
the thursday puzzle
in a mere fifteen minutes.
can you top that, you retirees?
you with only your clipboards
and your wooden pencils,
calling into the next room for help,
and smudging the newsprint
with every mistake?

name-dropping an in-law

the savages will be premiering at sundance.
i hope soon afterwards it will be
playing in "a theater near you."
funny, sad, and grown-up movies
like hers deserve a wide release
and i have my fingers crossed for this one.
congratulations, auntie tam!

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

but it is the movie i'd like to see tonight

vicky pollardthe creators of little britain
combine their fat jokes, their fag jokes,
and other lowest-common-denominator
humor, with a dry wit, a gift for mimicry
and impeccable comic timing.
the juxtaposition makes for comedy
verging on the sublime.
(transcript of my favorite mr. mann sketch)
the whole show reminds me of
and old s.n.l. sketch, just a split-screen
with the title "highbrow" on the left,
and "lowbrow"on the right.
on the lefthand side a man
in an ascot with a tidy mustache
repeats a bit of famous repartee--
lady astor: winston, if you were my husband,
i should flavour your coffee with poison.
churchill: madam, if i were your husband,
i should drink it.
and on the righthand side a man
in nothing but overalls hops around
making faces and squeezing
a whoopee cushion over and over.
it is still the single funniest most

perfect sketch i've ever seen.

Monday, January 8, 2007

block quote: by its cover

the twentieth wifethe twentieth wife
by indu sundaresan
is historical chick fiction.
just as you would guess,
from the saturation and fonts
of the dust jacket,
it takes "show don't tell"
a little too seriously.
not only is it adjective-heavy
and chock full of "colorful verbs,"
but there is just a certain
cadance to the language.
that irritates me
beyond words.

Ghias beg brok away from the group around the fire and, picking his way past the animals, trudged to the tent where his wife lay. Barely visible in the flying sand, three children crouched against the flapping black canvas, arms around one another, eyes shut against the gale. Ghias Beg touched the shoulder of the elder boy. "Muhammad," he yelled over the sound of the wind. "Is your mother all right?"

oh! not to mention the unrelenting italics


A few zenana women sat under the peepul, ghagaras gathered over their knees.

Monday, January 1, 2007

snap

my granddad passed away last night.
the image above is a scan of the snap
that clasps shut a book we made together.
it is a prototype for a larger journal,
coptic bound, a trial run at a difficult inset strap,
with scaled down pockets in each signature,
made from recycled manilla folders.
i have included the full text
of a short writing exercise of mine
from a couple years ago, here.
it is about book mending.
the piece doesn't do justice to the subject.
it is embarrassingly pompous, awkwardly framed,
and only perfunctorily edited,
but i am posting it for my family
so that, if they want, they can see
a little of how i view some
of what i shared with,
and learned from,
my granddad.
i'll miss him.

stepping out of the old year...

100% cotton
and into the rain forest in my new bathrobe (thanks carles!)